“At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!”
-President of the United States, The Donald, Man of Few Words
We need to cut the President some slack. He’s running this nation. He’s a very busy man, and cannot be bothered with things that take time PLUS contain words. That’s a lot to deal with. I mean it’s Monday. Tanning day. Hamberders. Hungry.
Okay, sure. It actually takes longer to create an online rant on twitter using your thumbs on an outdated apple phone (see above / contact Tim Apple) indicating why you didn’t say this one word by instead using fifty-two words, but he has his reasons!
We all need more time plus less words. Let’s try this at home:
Let’s go grab lunch at the French bakery= LUNCH FRENCH
I’ve had a headache since Tuesday= HEAD TUESDAY
What a cute blue dress your kid is wearing= BLUE KID
It’s like an entirely new (nonsensical) language! Look at all those words we saved!
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
YOUR IDEA STUPID
(short for “thank you for your helpful idea which makes us better people and less stupid on all fronts!”)
